Signs a Man Does Not Want to Be With You
1. His friend hits on you. Presses you up against a wall. And starts mauling you. He. Does. Nothing.
2. You ask him to take you to dinner. He doesn't.
3. You're pregnant. He tells you: Well at least you only have one problem, I have three. (Those three include you, his mother who is bugging him to visit her and the job he hates).
4. He doesn't call you. Ever.
5. He's married.
6. He tells you stories about his girlfriend.
7. He wants advice on how to deal with his girlfriend.
8. You didn't know he had a girlfiriend.
9. He doesn't make plans with you for the weekend.
10. He doesn't make plans with you ever.
11. He puts a towel down on the bed before you have sex.
12. He pulls the condom off when you're having sex.
13. You never have sex.
14. The only time you see him is when you have sex.
15. He wants you to initiate sex. And dress up to look like someone else.
16. He showers immediately after sex. Then leaves.
17. He talks on the phone with someone else when he's with you.
18. He never talks on the phone with you at all.
19. He'd rather have his dog in his bed than you.
20. He kisses his dog more than you.
21. He cooks you dinner; but it's red meat and you're a vegetarian.
22. The first thing he ever buys you is cake. You don't eat cake.
23. He doesn't buy you anything. A drink, food, nothing.
24. He calls you up to find out what's going on that night. But he doesn't want to go with you.
25. He wants you to get a boob job. You're not the boob job kind of a girl.
26. He asks when you're free. Then he sets you up.
27. He opens the door for you. Then lets it close in your face.
2. You ask him to take you to dinner. He doesn't.
3. You're pregnant. He tells you: Well at least you only have one problem, I have three. (Those three include you, his mother who is bugging him to visit her and the job he hates).
4. He doesn't call you. Ever.
5. He's married.
6. He tells you stories about his girlfriend.
7. He wants advice on how to deal with his girlfriend.
8. You didn't know he had a girlfiriend.
9. He doesn't make plans with you for the weekend.
10. He doesn't make plans with you ever.
11. He puts a towel down on the bed before you have sex.
12. He pulls the condom off when you're having sex.
13. You never have sex.
14. The only time you see him is when you have sex.
15. He wants you to initiate sex. And dress up to look like someone else.
16. He showers immediately after sex. Then leaves.
17. He talks on the phone with someone else when he's with you.
18. He never talks on the phone with you at all.
19. He'd rather have his dog in his bed than you.
20. He kisses his dog more than you.
21. He cooks you dinner; but it's red meat and you're a vegetarian.
22. The first thing he ever buys you is cake. You don't eat cake.
23. He doesn't buy you anything. A drink, food, nothing.
24. He calls you up to find out what's going on that night. But he doesn't want to go with you.
25. He wants you to get a boob job. You're not the boob job kind of a girl.
26. He asks when you're free. Then he sets you up.
27. He opens the door for you. Then lets it close in your face.
posted by jodypwrites | 8:16 PM
3 Comments:
Funny, sad, true and poignant.
- Kate
I dunno. If a man only sees you when you have sex, does it really mean he doesn't want to be with you? He could like being with you just fine.
;-)
Perhaps you should title the list "signs that you don't want to be with a man." Women who don't tolerate crap like that don't keep getting it.
Sorry to get all serious on what I'm sure was meant as a fun post.
women always get crap like this from men, whether they "tolerate it" or not.
jody is not responsible for what men have said to her.
especailly in LA.
jody is beautiful so many men have probably said ALOT of things just to be next to her.
when women rule the world, then maybe the world will be a kinder gentler place.
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